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My recommendation is to keep up the good work. I’m changing your title to senior executive assistant, and giving you a three percent raise effective next payday. Congratulations.” Wow, three percent. I could move up that early retirement plan to age seventy-five now, instead of eighty. Lucky me. Thank you,” I said. “That’s very generous.” You’re quite welcome.” Ms. Saunders nodded and grabbed a gold-plated letter opener to begin attacking her stack of mail. I turned to leave. Didn’t want to outstay my welcome. Damn it!” she exclaimed, and I turned back around. She winced and nodded at the letter opener that she’d dropped to her desktop. “Damn thing slipped. I’m probably going to need stitches now. Can you be a dear and fetch the first-aid kit for me?” She held her left index finger and frowned at the steady flow of blood oozing out. A few small drops of red splashed onto the other letters spread out on the desk. I felt woozy. And suddenly dizzy. I blinked. When I opened my eyes, I was no longer standing by the door about to leave. I was crouched down next to Ms. Saunders’s imported black leather chair, grasping her wrist tightly…… and sucking noisily on her fingertip. I shrieked and let go of her, staggering backward. I grabbed at her desk to keep from falling, but I dropped on my butt, anyhow, taking most of the contents of the top of her desk with me. She held her injured finger far away from her and stared at me, wide-eyed, with a mixture of shock and disgust. I scrambled to my feet and wiped my mouth with the back of my hand. What in the holy hell just happened? I… I… uh… I’m so sorry,” I managed. “I don’t know what… I wouldn’t normally do something… I just…” Ms. Saunders pulled her hand close to her chest, perhaps to protect it from further abuse. Get out,” she said quietly. Yeah, I’ll get back to work. Again, I’m so, so sorry. Would you like me to bring you a cup of coffee?” No, not to your desk,” she said evenly, but her volume increased with every word. “Get out of here, you freak. I don’t care what you’ve heard, I’m not into women. You’re fired. Now get out of here before I call security.” But… my job review—” Get out!” she yelled.


Michelle Rowen


#vampire #age

I'm not very good with anything physical...' she began as they turned down a hallway she had never seen. He flashed her a grin as they walked. 'I find that hard to believe.' She caught the innuendo in his voice and felt a blush creep to her cheeks. 'You know what I mean.


Michelle Zink


#griffin #griffin-channing #helen #helen-cartwright #michelle-zink

I think I should learn to jump on my own soon, don't you?' 'And deprive myself of the opportunity to be near you?' His voice was husky in her ear, his breath tickling the tender skin of her neck. 'That seems foolish on my part, but if you'd like to learn, I'll teach you.' She nodded, her voice stuck in her throat. 'Very well,' he said. 'But not tonight. Tonight you'll stay with me.


Michelle Zink


#griffin #griffin-channing #helen #helen-cartwright #michelle-zink

My father might be right. If I lost Noah, I might just lose my mind.


Michelle Hodkin


#michelle-hodkin #noah-shaw #the-evolution-of-mara-dyer #evolution

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.


Michelle M. Pillow


#cat #feeding #food #houseguest #humor

People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.


Michelle M. Pillow


#character #fantasy #fiction #michelle-pillow #romance-novel

With Barack Obama as president and the super-happening Michelle Obama as First Lady, you would think a new tone, a new tune, a kicky new jazzitude, would have entered Washington discourse, but it remains a landlocked island unto itself, held captive by its tribal fevers.


James Wolcott


#barack obama #captive #discourse #entered #fevers

I am the biggest Destiny's Child - Beyonce, Kelly, Michelle, all of them - fan in the world.


Jennifer Hudson


#beyonce #biggest #child #destiny #fan

I feel like Josh, Michelle and Adam were all team players, who wanted to be a part of an ensemble.


Adam Arkin


#ensemble #feel #i #i feel #i feel like

My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.


Michelle Hodkin


#michelle-hodkin #the-unbecoming-of-mara-dyer #funny






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