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Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. ↗


— Jerome K. Jerome


#humor

Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were all set to bring Bender in, and he died. Bang. Dead as a doorknob." "Better yet, why don't we just go back and kill him," I said. I opened the door to leave, caught my toe in the floor mat, and fell out of the car, face first. I rolled onto my back and stared up at the stars. "I'm fine," I said to Lula. "Maybe I'll sleep here tonight. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#humor

If he didn't get out of here - right now - Harrier was either going to break into hysterical laughter or strangle somebody. ↗


— Mercedes Lackey


#humor

Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#humor

Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub? ↗


— Shelly Crane


#clara #eli #humor #tub #humor

I want you guys to line up alphabetically by height. ↗


— Bill Peterson


#stupidity #humor

Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the national consciousness. "Be polite" was an unwritten, unspoken rule, but ingrained into the psyche of an entire country. (Of course, as with any rule, there were exceptions: parts of Quebec, where people maintained the "dismissive to the point of confrontation, with subsequent surrender" mind-set of the French; and hockey, in which any Canadian may, with impunity, slam, pummel, elbow, smack, punch, body-check, and beat the shit out of, with sticks, any other human being, punctuated by profanities, name-calling, questioning parentage, and accusations of bestiality, usually-coincidentally- in French.) ↗


— Christopher Moore


#humor #whales #humor

She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand. ↗


— Saul Bellow


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Hey, angel, your horns are sticking up. ↗


— Andrew Peterson


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I don't try to be Captain Weird. I just do what I do. ↗


— Johnny Depp


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