#mo

I used to say when I was working in the theater that if I ever had five seasons of a hit TV show I'd never have to worry about money and wouldn't have to do anything I didn't want to do. ↗

— Jerry Orbach

#anything #ever #five #had #hit

It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem. ↗

— Jerry Orbach

#drinking #fun #lot #more #problem

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. ↗

— Robert Orben

#caps #ceremony #commencement #dressed #event

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! ↗

— Robert Orben

#corporal #ever #general #general motors #i

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ↗

— Robert Orben

#cards #credit #credit cards #father #honored

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. ↗

— Robert Orben

#blame #computer #err #even #human

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ↗

— Robert Orben

#america #every #forbes #get #go

You can be in Tokyo or Alberta at four in the morning in your hotel and you can still practice if you feel like it. A trombone cannot do that at four in the morning. ↗

— Toots Thielemans

#feel #four #hotel #like #morning

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ↗

— Robert Orben

#keep #like #most #people #temptation

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' ↗

— Robert Orben

#more #saying #spring #time #way