#mo

The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.
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— Jarod Kintz

#humor #peanuts #politics #humor

My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre. ↗

— Ben Aaronovitch

#humor

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind. ↗

— Carrie Vaughn

#inspirational #nostalgia #humor

He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains ↗

— Joseph Heller

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They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence. ↗

— Heather Brewer

#morbid #otis #run #running #vampire

Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath. ↗

— Suzanne Wright

#humor #humor

After another minute Reuben brought forth the following sentence: "I ha' scranleted two hundred furrows come five o'clock down i' the bute." It was a difficult remark, Flora felt, to which to reply. ↗

— Stella Gibbons

#humor

Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing." His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things. ↗

— Christine Feehan

#humor

I take one day off," he says, "and you almost get yourself killed." "Almost being the operative word." "Killed being the operative word. Almost is the word Killed used to beat up in high school. ↗

— D.D. Barant

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Isabelle is like a warrior going into battle and she needs… you said yes? You'd really choose an inexperienced squire?" she asked, her voice incredulous. He laughed. "I would." She smiled. "You're lying to me to make me feel better. It's all right. It's working. Now tell me another lie. ↗

— Julie Garwood

#humor