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Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.


Jim Carrey


#class #freeman #morgan #morgan freeman #scary

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.


Rachel Caine


#gay #morganville-vampires #funny

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #funny

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright." Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands." She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.


Olivia Munn


#dry #her #i #morgan #really

Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me?


Rachel Caine


#funny #humor #myrnin #rachel-caine #shane-collins

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrnin #funny

Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?


Rachel Caine


#funny #morganville-vampires #funny






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