Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#morgan

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #morgan




Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#gay #morganville-vampires #funny

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons? ↗


— Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #funny

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife. ↗


— William H. Macy


#anthony hopkins #cast #favorite #freeman #gene

Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt…. Free. “If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we’re … together,” he said. “I think I’d fall for you no matter what, Claire. You’re kind of awesome. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrnin #funny






back to top