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Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?


Rachel Caine


#adventure

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.


Rachel Caine


#gay #morganville-vampires #funny

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #funny

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright." Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael was nowhere to be seen. Her first thought was, Oh my God, am I drooling? Her second was that she hadn’t realized she was so close to him, snuggled in. Her third was that although Michael’s part of the couch was empty, Shane hadn’t moved away. And he was watching her with warm, friendly eyes. Oh. Oh, wow, that was nice.


Rachel Caine


#sweet #sweet

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #fool

Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #michael-glass #morganville-vampires #devil






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