#mornings

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. ↗

— Kevin Hearne

#mornings #humor

The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#carlo-maria-giulini #humor #mornings #music #schubert

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve ↗

— Rachel Caine

#morganville-vampires #mornings #morganville-vampires

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#cigarette #fog #funny #humor #inhale

It's nice to wake up in the morning alone and not have to tell someone you love them when you don't love them anymore. ↗

— Darnell Lamont Walker

#mornings #waking-up #love

I have a lot of friends who get up most mornings and go to jobs they absolutely hate. I don't think that's what life is about and I'm so fortunate that I actually love what I do. ↗

— Jerry Herman

#absolutely #actually #fortunate #friends #get

My memories are of my dad taking me to football on Saturday mornings, and my mum taking me swimming. Those are the things I remember from my childhood, not sitting around the table debating capitalism and the profit squeeze. ↗

— David Miliband

#capitalism #childhood #dad #debating #football

I'm really optimistic in the mornings. ↗

— Kary Mullis

#mornings #optimistic #really