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Roald Dahl

Read through the most famous quotes from Roald Dahl

And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

— Roald Dahl

#glittering-eyes #hidden #magic #secrets #unlikely-places

So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.

— Roald Dahl

#humor #television #humor

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

— Roald Dahl

#funny #words #funny

It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.

— Roald Dahl


A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.

— Roald Dahl

#relaxation #men

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

— Roald Dahl

#humor #food

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it

— Roald Dahl


I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

— Roald Dahl


Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

— Roald Dahl

#children #humor #humor

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

— Roald Dahl

#inspirational #inspirational

About Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl Quotes

Did you know about Roald Dahl?

He has been referred to as "one of the greatest storytellers for children of the 20th century". ) This caused Dahl to "have doubts about religion and even about God". Christie FiRoald Dahlr's successor.

: /ˈroʊ. Some of his notable works include James and the Giant Peach Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Matilda The Witches Fantastic Mr Fox The Twits George's Marvellous Medicine and The BFG. He has been referred to as "one of the greatest storytellers for children of the 20th century".

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