Roald Dahl

The snozberries taste like snozberries! ↗

— Roald Dahl

#funny

You is getting nosier than a parker. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#humor #humor

Perhaps it's chasing me. But I don't think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#storytelling

It's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself ↗

— Roald Dahl

#lovely #love

Good authour Good books ↗

— Roald Dahl

#humor

For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#inspirational

I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I? ↗

— Roald Dahl

#inspirational

Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness! ↗

— Roald Dahl

#mathematics

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely ↗

— Roald Dahl

#lovely #inspirational

An idiotic vitch like you Must rrroast upon the barbecue! ↗

— Roald Dahl

#humor