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#mort

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #mort




I’ve come to ask you where Seth is.” "Funny,” said Andrea. “We were going to ask you the same thing.” I was taken aback. “How would I know?” They both just stared. "I don’t!


Richelle Mead


#georgina-kincaid #terry-mortensen #funny

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.


Scott Speer


#maddy #funny

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


Tara Gilesbie


#funny #my-immortal #funny

My only allegiance is to my country.  The success of our country is built on hard work, sacrifice, innovation, integrity, and confidence.  How can you be confident if you can’t get a job?  How can you be confident if the mortgage on your home is higher than your home’s value?  How can you be confident when our elected officials haven’t given us one single idea how to fix this situation? – Jeremy Lyons


Marvin H. McIntyre


#financial #fiscal-cliff #inside-out #mortgage #thriller

To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty space. "What door?" I asked. "Oh, sorry. Until you go through your closet door for the first time there won't be a door there." "So then what do I use now?" I asked. "You use that door." I looked and this time what he showed me was a door-only it looked like a pet door. "Is that an oversized pet door?" I asked.


Jennifer Priester


#magic #mortal-meets-magic #mortal-realm-witch #pets #witch

Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #simon #vampire #humor

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

Clary: What are you doing here, anyway? Jace: 'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but- Clary: I'm going to bed.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-morgenstern #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #age

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #humor






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