#moth

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#child #chilly #feeling #garment #mother

Getting caught is the mother of invention. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#getting #invention #mother

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#become #compassion #judgment #mother #slowly

A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician. ↗

— Emma Bonino

#combine #mother #must #politician #role

So although women can do anything that men can't do, they can also do something that men can't do, and that is mother their children. ↗

— Pat Boone

#although #anything #children #men #mother

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#against #born #good #good thing #jesus

My 80-year-old mother will not buy her heart medicine because it cost more than she can pay with social security. She is America. ↗

— Jack Bowman

#because #buy #cost #heart #her

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings. ↗

— F. H. Bradley

#children #doll #girl #her #more

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#best #breaking #breaking up #fight #grandmother

My grandmother was the greatest cook in the world. She could just go in there, the whole kitchen would look like a tornado hit it and then she'd come out with the best food. Then she'd sit at the table and she wouldn't eat! ↗

— Edie Brickell

#come #cook #could #eat #food