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India is my motherland.


M. F. Husain


#motherland

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.


Ellen DeGeneres


#exercise #family #grandmothers #grandparents #humor

When God Created Mothers" When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts...all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said. "Six pairs of hands.... no way." It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God remarked, "it's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have." That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. God nodded. One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there?' when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word." God," said the angel touching his sleeve gently, "Get some rest tomorrow...." I can't," said God, "I'm so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick...can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger...and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower." The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she sighed. But tough!" said God excitedly. "You can imagine what this mother can do or endure." Can it think?" Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator. Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model." It's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear." What's it for?" It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride." You are a genius, " said the angel. Somberly, God said, "I didn't put it there.


Erma Bombeck


#family #humor #love #mothers #mothers-day

My mother was the total influence. My father was what we call a nomadic person; he was a wanderer.


Danny Aiello


#father #influence #mother #nomadic #person

The only thing I have to go by is what my mother and father told me, how I was brought up.


Madeleine Albright


#father #go #how #i #me

I was a single mother when my child was little.


Gloria Allred


#i #little #mother #single #single mother

My mother used to take my brother and me to get any books we wanted, but they were second hand books published in the '30s and '40s. I liked scary books.


Alejandro Amenabar


#books #brother #get #hand #i

I think that the best way to explain that is that my mother gave me all the color and character and flare and liveliness, and my father gave me all the sanity and nature and all the things that helped me be a more rounded human being.


Julie Andrews


#best #best way #character #color #explain

I was named after my two grandmothers - Julia Elizabeth.


Julie Andrews


#elizabeth #grandmothers #i #julia #named

My sense of the family history is somewhat sketchy, because my mother kept a great deal to herself.


Julie Andrews


#deal #family #family history #great #great deal






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