Ruby Wax

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#being #ever #hard #i #mother

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#american #i #know #misplaced #where

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#bringing #college #degree #get #pencil

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#come #feel #home #i #i am

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#around #few #good #i #i am

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#bill #bill clinton #clinton #fun #hussein

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#combine #i #proteins

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#employ #fat #i #myself #never

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#job #lucky #nine-to-five

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#age #am #how #i #i am