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Those are the only to verbalizations usually that we make in movies—either to scream or to laugh—because those two reactions are rather close. Most things we laugh at are things that are really horrible, when you think about them. It’s funny and you don’t scream, as long as it’s not you. If it’s somebody else you can laugh. ↗

— Stephen King

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Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#movies #humor

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

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Oh how Shakespeare would have loved cinema! ↗

— Derek Jarman

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You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back. ↗

— Sophie Oak

#siren-beloved #sophie-oak #movies

Some women remind you of a good book. Others remind you of a bad movie. ↗

— Darnell Lamont Walker

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..think about the contradictions and complexities that beset people. ↗

— Bell Hooks

#reflections #movies

Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane! Indiana Jones: Fly -- yes, land -- no. ↗

— Rob MacGregor

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Never compare your love story to those you watch in movies. They're written by scriptwriters, yours is written by God. ↗

— Efren Peñaflorida Jr.

#love #movies #love

As Carrie Fisher once said in a film, everyone thinks they have good taste and a sense of humour. ↗

— Jane Green

#movies #sense-of-humor #humor