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If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places. ↗


— Jim Butcher


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At one point, people thought that Eddie Murphy would only reach one sector of the audience, but now everyone sees everything Eddie Murphy does. ↗


— Morris Chestnut


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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ↗


— Murphy's Law


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Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy. ↗


— Jim Butcher


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Maybe you know the monsters, Martin," Murphy said quietly. "But I know the guy who stops them. And if they don't return the girl, we'll make them regret it." She nodded at me and said, "Let's go. We can watch Dresden kill the bitch. ↗


— Jim Butcher


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I choose my battles, Dresden. Not you." She looked up at me calmly. "Let me put this in terms that will get through your skull: My friend is going to save a child from monsters. I'm going with him. That's what friends do, Harry. ↗


— Jim Butcher


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People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. ↗


— Hannibal Buress


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The old endless chain of love, tolerance, indifference, aversion and disgust ↗


— Samuel Beckett


#disgust #love #murphy #samuel-beckett #love






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