#na

Everything is hard before it is easy ↗

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

#motivational

In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing. ↗

— Gilles Deleuze

#humor #philosophy #psycoanalysis #humor

We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know. ↗

— W.H. Auden

#inspirational #humor

Better to be a first-class matchbox than a second-class match. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#inspirational #humor

As we look for humor, seek for the eternal perspective, understnd the principle of compensation, and draw near to our Heavenly Father, we can endure heardship and trial. ↗

— Joseph B. Wirthlin

#humor

Nature is Satan's church. ↗

— Lars von Trier

#nature

What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good? ↗

— Ken Akamatsu

#humor #love #su #turtle #humor

IRRESPONSIBILITY: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood. ↗

— unknown (seen on faux-motivational poster)

#motivational #humor

Like a true Nature's child, we were born, born to be wild ↗

— Steppenwolf

#nature

Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night. ↗

— Natalie Standiford

#humor #microwaves #natalie-standiford #humor