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Popular culture is a place where pity is called compassion, flattery is called love, propaganda is called knowledge, tension is called peace, gossip is called news, and auto-tune is called singing.


Criss Jami


#bandwagon #compassion #culture #fads #flattery

We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.


Ray Bradbury


#local-news #ray-bradbury #television #censorship

The best fiction is far more true than any journalism.


William Faulkner


#truth #journalism

Newspapers represent everything that is wrong with the world, in a slant that is too accurate, on print that is too high-grade.


Bauvard


#humor #newspapers #representation #funny

Set out time to worship God in your closet, give Him quality praise and watch Him raise you.


Jaachynma N.E. Agu


#higher-living #news #notable-people #success #the-best-option

I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing.


Jarod Kintz


#huey-lewis #humor #news #weird #funny

She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at this school...


J.K. Rowling


#humor #newspaper #rita-skeeter #snape #humor

I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.


Aaron Sorkin


#liberal #republican #the-newsroom #humor

Apparently even the most awful tragedies, and the people they'd ruined, got a little stale after a while.


Tom Perrotta


#life #news #tragedy #death

The attention for bad literature is symptomatic: they pretends its the most normal thing in the world to fill an entire newspaper page with talk about a bad book, and good books are silenced to death. This mechanism is exactly the same formula as used in the Eurovision Songfestival: to present monoculture, and the proverbial hatred for that monoculture is only ritualistic, intended to give the reader the impression that the newspaper is on their side. Its the formula of entertainment: present things the reader can feel superior to.


Martinus Hendrikus Benders


#eurovision-songfestival #newspapers #death






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