#news

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#always #amazing #amount #day #every

The good news is, Americans know firsthand the benefits of a free market - more choices, lower prices, higher quality - and there is no reason why we cannot help them see these same benefits in health care. ↗

— John Shadegg

#cannot #care #choices #firsthand #free

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#good #good news #here #i #insane

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #like #loaf #me #news

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings. ↗

— Fulton J. Sheen

#clippings #counts #his #humble #man

I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers. ↗

— William Tecumseh Sherman

#fame #field #i #i think #killed

I don't have to run the Peace Corps. I could live without seeing my picture in the newspapers and without being interviewed. ↗

— Sargent Shriver

#corps #could #i #interviewed #live

Television news was expanding to an hour, and producers did not know how to fill the space and time. ↗

— Joel Siegel

#expanding #fill #hour #how #know

A lot of news is just entertainment masquerading as news. ↗

— Nate Silver

#just #lot #masquerading #news

It's been said that no man is a hero to a newspaperman, and I spent too many years as an ink-stained wretch. ↗

— David Simon

#hero #i #man #many #newspaperman