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Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.


Spiro T. Agnew


#bottom #fit #line #newspapers #only

The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good newspapers are in ruins.


Russell Baker


#assured #authorities #blues #days #good

Beside him Mr. Harris folded his morning newspaper and held it out to Claude. "Seen this yet?" "No." "Don't read it," Mr. Harris said, folding the paper once more and sliding it under his rear. "It will only upset you, son." "It's a wicked paper... " Claude agreed, but Mr. Harris was overspeaking him. "It's the big black words that do it. The little grey ones don't matter very much, they're just fill-ins they take everyday from the wires. They concentrate their poison in the big black words, where it will radiate. Of course if you read the little stories too you've got sure proof that every word they wrote above, themselves, was a fat black lie, but by then you've absorbed a thousand greyer ones, and where and how to check on those? This way the mind deteriorates. The best way you can save yourself is not to read it, son." "No, I... " "That's right, if you're not careful," Mr. Harris went on, blue-eyed, red-faced, "you find yourself pretty soon hating everyone but God, the Babe, and a few dead senators. That's no fun. Men aren't so bad as that." "No." "That's right, you begin to worry about anyone who opens his mouth except to say ho it looks like rain, let's bowl. Otherwise you wonder what the hell he's trying to prove, or undermine. If he asks what time it is, you wonder what terrible thing is scheduled to happen, where it will happen, when. You can't even stand to be asked how you feel today - he's probably looking at the bumps on you, they may have grown more noticeable overnight. Soon you feel you should apologize for standing there where he can watch you dying in front of him, he'd rather for you to carry your head around in a little plaid bag, like your bowling ball. There's no joy in that. Men aren't so very bad." Mr. Harris paused to remove his Panama hat. Water seeped from his knobby forehead, which he mopped with a damp handkerchief. "I've offended you, son," he said. "Not at all, I entirely agree with you." Mr. Harris replaced his hat, folded his handkerchief. "I shouldn't shoot off this way," he said. "I read too much." "No, no. You're right...


Douglas Woolf


#media #newspaper #newspapers #men

It is impossible for me to estimate how many of my early impressions of the world, correct and the opposite, came to me through newspapers. Homicide, adultery, no-hit pitching, and Balkanism were concepts that, left to my own devices, I would have encountered much later in life.


A. J. Liebling


#came #concepts #correct #devices #early

And in the Second World War, you didn't just read about it in the newspapers because you weren't allowed to read it in the newspapers. It was all censored, you know? So nobody knew what we were doing.


Patrick Macnee


#allowed #because #censored #doing #just

I just have friends that don't sell their pictures to newspapers.


Heather Mills


#i #just #newspapers #pictures #sell

Because people have read those things in the newspapers, they think it is true. Ten years ago all these things I have just mentioned would have upset me.


Ruud van Nistelrooy


#because #i #just #me #mentioned

I went back to the States and started at a small newspaper in Riverside County, California, covering the police; I was making $280 a week covering the police.


John Pomfret


#california #county #covering #i #making

We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper.


Sally Quinn


#imagine #junkies #life #newspaper #without

Radio, newspapers, they were normal parts of my life. In those days, you had to go somewhere to watch television and leave something to see it.


Robert Redford


#go #had #leave #life #my life






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