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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #night

No one can be a replacement for another person. That is why, farewells are always difficult.

Matsuri Hino

#romance #vampire-knight #love

Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge." We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas. The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could understand, but it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated back downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents. "Seven hundred feet tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s." "Five million cubic acres of water," Thalia said. Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States." Zoe stared at us. "How do you know all that?" "Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture." "She was nuts about monuments," Thalia said. "Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying." "I wish she were here," I said.

Rick Riordan

#grover-underwood #percy-jackson #thalia-grace #zoe-nightshade #architecture

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

Jeaniene Frost

#denise #hilarious #night-huntress #sex #sex

that's because it's from the night, and the night keeps secrets

Maggie Stiefvater

#night #deception

Mary awoke from her nightmare with a pounding heart, convinced that she had only imagined Elizabeth's cruel plot. A full moon was shining into her chamber, illuminating everything around her in silvery light. That was when she noticed for the first time that there were bars on her window.

Margaret George


No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.

P.C. Cast

#house-of-night #kramisha #stevie-ray #young-adult-fiction #young-adult

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

P.C. Cast

#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.

Claudia Gray

#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

He was muscular, like a man who could pin you up against the wall as easily as a poster, yet lean, like a man who would rather cradle you in his arms. He had reddish, blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually. He looked older than the other boys in the room—maybe not as old as God or my father, but certainly a viable replacement. Imagine if you took every woman’s idea of a hot guy and averaged it out into one man. This was that man.

Harvard Lampoon

#nightlight #parody #twilight #imagination

Did you notice anything funny about Edwart in class? I think I love him,” I said nonchalantly. “Well, he did look kind of angry when you fell and disconnected his computer charger.” So it wasn’t all in my mind; others had noticed Edwart’s awareness of me.

Harvard Lampoon

#nightlight #parody #twilight #funny

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