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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.


Loni Anderson


#cigarette smoking #hazards #impotence #major #smoking

In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.


Julia Child


#anything #butter #cigarettes #could #course

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.


Anthony Hopkins


#day #down #drink #every #every day

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.


Benny Hill


#again #back #better #cigarettes #day

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.


Tom Leykis


#cigar #enjoy #evening #forward #home

Last year in a historic move, the state of New York passed the very first cigarette fire safety standard.


Ed Markey


#fire #first #historic #last #last year

What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.


Thomas R. Marshall


#cigar #country #five #good #needs

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.


Jimmy Piersall


#me #out #put #talk #want

I don't like dirty. That's why I hate cigarettes. A little bit of alcohol is O.K., but no drugs. And I like to sleep alone because I wake up, I walk around, I bring my computer with me to bed, I have a great time.


Jean Pigozzi


#alone #around #because #bed #bit

When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.


Pink


#caught #cigarettes #did #entire #grade






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