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#norm

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Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their food as creatively as the Each Uisge, but dead is dead.


E.J. Stevens


#fantasy #fiction #kelpies #paranormal #psychic-detective

I'm still looking for books about them, as well as I am used to feed food every day.


Pet Torres


#paranormal-romance #witch #witches #food

I actually cook and eat real food, too. No roast Hansel, no grilled Gretel…I promise.” --Angela from Angela's Coven #covenbooks


Bruce Jenvey


#paranormal-series #food

The world is not ready for some people when they show up, but that shouldn't stop anyone.


Ashly Lorenzana


#expression #freedom #individuality #life #norms

I have a to-do list and I have a farm I care for, and things I like to do for fun - going to movies and all that stuff. It's a painfully normal life!


Brad Paisley


#farm #fun #going #i #i care

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.


Darynda Jones


#humor #paranormal #humor

Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.


M.A. George


#kiss-my-ass #paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #humor

I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or—” “Plushophilia?” I tagged on. “Excuse me?…” came his half-confused, half-intrigued reaction. “An obsession with stuffed animals,” I clarified. “I mean, you are a young one…” “Where did you come up with that?” He kept his hands firmly covering my eyes, but I could hear the amused smile in his voice. “Is that even a real word?” “I’m a doctor, I know these things,” I shrugged.


M.A. George


#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #imagination

It seems you can’t go anywhere today without seeing some popular culture rendition of Vampyres. I went into a bookstore a few weeks ago and there was an entire section devoted to Teenage Paranormal Romance. Can you imagine?


Abramelin Keldor


#paranormal-romance #imagination

Trying to imagine E. M. Forster, who found Ulysses indecorous, at a London performance of Lenny Bruce—to which in fact he was once taken. Trying to imagine the same for a time-transported Nathaniel Hawthorne—who during his first visit to Europe was even shocked by the profusion of naked statues.


David Markson


#lenny-bruce #m-forster #nathaniel-hawthorne #norms #puritanism






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