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#norm

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #norm




You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.


Kimberly Spencer


#ya-urban-fantasy #movies

When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so cool. We would do anything to be like Dwayne and Maria and the rest. I got what I wished for but I have no life to enjoy it with.


Abramelin Keldor


#paranormal #movies

She sang, as requested. There was much about love in the ballad: faithful love that refused to abandon its object; love that disaster could not shake; love that, in calamity, waxed fonder, in poverty clung closer. The words were set to a fine old air -- in themselves they were simple and sweet: perhaps, when read, they wanted force; when well sung, they wanted nothing. Shirley sang them well: she breathed into the feeling, softness, she poured round the passion, force: her voice was fine that evening; its expression dramatic: she impressed all, and charmed one. On leaving the instrument, she went to the fire, and sat down on a seat -- semi-stool, semi-cushion: the ladies were round her -- none of them spoke. The Misses Sympson and the Misses Nunnely looked upon her, as quiet poultry might look on an egret, an ibis, or any other strange fowl. What made her sing so? They never sang so. Was it proper to sing with such expression, with such originality -- so unlike a school girl? Decidedly not: it was strange, it was unusual. What was strange must be wrong; what was unusual must be improper. Shirley was judged.


Charlotte Brontë


#empathy #expectations #expression #faithfulness #feeling

Being famous is wicked, but being normal is better.


Rupert Grint


#normality #fame

The only wand you'll ever need is a better-feeling thought.


C.G. Rousing


#fantasy-fiction #fantasy-series #fantasy-young-adult #fiction #fiction-novel

It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.


Nicki Elson


#humor #paranormal-romance #relationship

For, from the time that the Bishop of Rome had gotten to be acknowledged for bishop universal, by pretence of succession to St. Peter, their whole hierarchy, or kingdom of darkness, may be compared not unfitly to the kingdom of fairies; that is, to the old wives' fables in England concerning ghosts and spirits, and the feats they play in the night. And if a man consider the original of this great ecclesiastical dominion, he will easily perceive that the papacy is no other than the ghost of the deceased Roman Empire, sitting crowned upon the grave thereof: for so did the papacy start up on a sudden out of the ruins of that heathen power.


Thomas Hobbes


#belief #catholic-church #fairies #heathen #materialism

...I don't know what marriages are like on your plane. I know Fae marriages can be all about respect and treating your wife like a lady. That's crap, love. You're my wife. I'm going to do all sorts of filthy things to you because you belong to me. You're my little toy. I'm going to fuck you as often as I can and in as many ways as my filthy mind can come up with. That's a strong marriage.


Sophie Oak


#erotic-romance #paranormal #love

You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.


Cassandra Clare


#paranormal #paraphrased #young-teen #teen

Yeah, sure,” I scoffed. “You’re the picture of respectability and moral character…You expect me to believe you were your parents’ worst nightmare? What was your criminal act of choice—drunken bar fights? Or maybe grand theft auto? Don’t tell me you sold the crown jewels to buy drugs…It’s so disappointingly cliché.


M.A. George


#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #respect






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