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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. ↗


— Drew Carey


#before #carlin #comic #george #george carlin

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. ↗


— Drew Carey


#bit #chances #comedy #edge #free

And, one thing I definitely enjoyed personally, from a selfish point of view, was exploration and going to places that I had never been to before and learning, you know, meeting the people and getting to know, new sights and sounds, etc. ↗


— Duane G. Carey


#before #definitely #enjoyed #etc #exploration

In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best. ↗


— Mariah Carey


#call #i #i think #know #shots

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. ↗


— George Carlin


#done #enough #existence #fire #get

And for myself, I think for the present He is calling me to another land; but how long shall be my abode, or what employment He has for me there, I know not, for I cannot think He is taking me there to live and lurk only. ↗


— Donald Cargill


#another #calling #cannot #employment #how

I have been a man of great sins, but He has been a God of great mercies; and now, through His mercies, I have a conscience as sound and quiet as if I had never sinned. ↗


— Donald Cargill


#conscience #god #great #had #his

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. ↗


— George Carlin


#did #going #i #know #only

I still feel like no one knows who I am. I still feel anonymous. ↗


— Richard Karn


#anonymous #feel #i #i am #knows

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. ↗


— George Carlin


#executions #fewer #good #know #part






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