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Drew Carey

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.


— Drew Carey


#humor #jobs #life #humor

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.


— Drew Carey


#humor

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.


— Drew Carey


#health #weight-loss #food

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.


— Drew Carey


#fans #interrupt #meals #nice #normal

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.


— Drew Carey


#brothers #first #game #had #hated

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.


— Drew Carey


#ethic #gave #job #kicks #marines

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'


— Drew Carey


#face #go #halloween #i #i see

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.


— Drew Carey


#bob #boy #eating #i #like

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.


— Drew Carey


#fun #good #good job #i #i do

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.


— Drew Carey


#coal #game #game shows #like #mine






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Early life

Carey was the youngest of Harry and Beulah Carey's three sons and raised in the Old Brooklyn neighborhood of Cleveland Ohio. The Improv All-Stars travel on comedy tours performing at comedy clubs throughout the United States. Bush noting Carey's improv work made a joke of his own: "Drew? Got any interest in the Middle East?" In 2003 he joined Jamie Kennedy to host the WB's live special Play for a Billion.

S. version of the improv comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway? both of which aired on ABC. National Team soccer games is a minority owner of the Major League Soccer team Seattle Sounders FC and a member of the WWE Hall of Fame.

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