Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. ↗

— Drew Carey

#funny #nothing #someone #successful #who

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. ↗

— Drew Carey

#got #i #marines #oh #once

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. ↗

— Drew Carey

#doing #forget #laugh #like #look

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. ↗

— Drew Carey

#better #competition #harder #like #makes

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. ↗

— Drew Carey

#around #ask #better #company #enjoy

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. ↗

— Drew Carey

#change #fresh #fresh start #head #i

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. ↗

— Drew Carey

#cleveland #favourite #favourite thing #follow #hate

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. ↗

— Drew Carey

#i can #justify #learning #level #live

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. ↗

— Drew Carey

#club #comedy #comedy club #easier #funny

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. ↗

— Drew Carey

#day #effectively #everything #hours #legalized