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#nursery

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Mrs. Darling loved to have everything just so, and Mr. Darling had a passion for being exactly like his neighbours; so, of course, they had a nurse. As they were poor, owing to the amount of milk the children drank, this nurse was a prim Newfoundland dog, called Nana, who had belonged to no one in particular until the Darlings engaged her. She had always thought children important, however, and the Darlings had become acquainted with her in Kensington Gardens, where she spent most of her spare time peeping into perambulators, and was much hated by careless nursemaids, whom she followed to their homes and complained of to their mistresses. She proved to be quite a treasure of a nurse. ↗


— J.M. Barrie


#nana #nanny #nursery #peter-pan #love

This little piggy went to Hades This little piggy stayed home This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh This little piggy violated virgins And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#hades #humor #nursery-rhymes #piggy #pigs

When these suckers had formed roots in the open ground, or kind of nursery where they were planted, they were looked over and the best taken up for potting. ↗


— Robert Fortune


#formed #ground #had #kind #looked

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song. ↗


— Tre Cool


#fisher #i #like #music #nursery

The most important part of education is proper training in the nursery. ↗


— Plato


#important #most #nursery #part #proper

The highest pay cheque my mother ever received funded the building of a nursery school in Shepherd's Bush - the school cost well over three times the money she donated to the making of the film 'The Palestinian.' Unsurprisingly this always goes unmentioned in the press. ↗


— Joely Richardson


#building #bush #cheque #cost #donated

I was never a girl who dreamed about what her wedding day would be like, but I've always dreamed about decorating my baby's nursery. ↗


— Rebecca Romijn


#always #baby #day #decorating #dreamed

There is still the feeling that women's writing is a lesser class of writing, that what goes on in the nursery or the bedroom is not as important as what goes on in the battlefield, that what women know about is a less category of knowledge. ↗


— Erica Jong


#battlefield #bedroom #category #class #feeling






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