#ny

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. ↗

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester. ↗

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#control #farmers #farming #glad #god

In fact, I don't read newspapers any longer. ↗

— Naomi Campbell

#fact #i #in fact #longer #newspapers

What's appropriate in America anymore? ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#anymore #appropriate

Because of the increase in life longevity, America can now assume that at any given time three, and perhaps four, former presidents will still be alive, even when the current president is occupying the White House. ↗

— Tony Campolo

#america #any #assume #because #current

It's a new day for the Democrats when it comes to matters of faith, and the younger Evangelicals are aware of this and many of them are moving into the Democratic camp. ↗

— Tony Campolo

#aware #camp #comes #day #democratic

I don't know of many evangelicals who want to deny gay couples their legal rights. However, most of us don't want to call it marriage, because we think that word has religious connotations, and we're not ready to see it used in ways that offend us. ↗

— Tony Campolo

#call #connotations #couples #deny #evangelicals

There is no doubt that religion had already waned under the onslaught of the Enlightenment, but it was Freud who provided the radically new understanding of human nature that made any religious explanation of the whats and whys of our personhood seem naive. ↗

— Tony Campolo

#any #doubt #enlightenment #explanation #freud

A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad. ↗

— Albert Camus

#bad #certainly #course #free #free press

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