#ny

There comes a moment in our lives when some of the pieces of the puzzle come together - where all our past experiences, both good and bad, are brought to bear in causing us to become who God intends us to be. ↗

— Michael Card

#destiny #faith #life #experience

A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a brick, and only highly functional on a bed. Or so I heard—not that I’d know from personal experience.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. ↗

— Adam Rex

#name #polyester #funny

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. ↗

— Adam Rex

#name #play-doh #funny

In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears. ↗

— Michel Houellebecq

#funny

After getting dressed, I looked in the mirror. Staring back was a sallowcheeked girl with long, dark hair, pale skin and dark eyes. Just kidding! That would be so scary. Staring back was me. ↗

— Harvard Lampoon

#harvard-lampoon #nightlight #parody #twilight #funny

Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is more than just Botox and pink martinis for women over 40. ↗

— Machel Shull

#funny-humor #joy #over- #beauty

As we know life in ourselves we want to understand life in the universe in order to enter into harmony with it. ↗

— Albert Schweitzer

#life #universe #life