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Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.


Ambrose Bierce


#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked.


Don Roff


#humor #writing #funny

I am a conservative. It’s like being a preservative, but with a backwards shelf life. I conserve the values of the past, and I keep them there so I can behave liberally now .


Bauvard


#funny #humor #liberal #funny

Why not? It's true. I don't even laugh for anyone but you." She hesitated, for that one. Did he really mean that? Surely not. "Tim seems like a really funny guy." She tried, but all it did was make his mouth form that mean line. "Tim pees in the kitchen sink." "Well, okay. I could atleast promise not to do that, but even so-


Charlotte Stein


#funny

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.


Solange nicole


#humor #life-lessons #philosophy #solange #funny

Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

I’ll not only win glory in a castrated bullfighting tournament, I can make a profit by selling rocky mountain oysters, too.


Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #funny

You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks.


Jeaniene Frost


#cat-crawfield #catherine-crawfield #funny #humor #jeaniene-frost

I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although you’re a lot better-looking.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #funny

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.


Mindy Kaling


#irony #humor






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