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oh you do smell good.


Stephenie Meyer


#funny

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.


Janet Evanovich


#mystery #stephanie-plum #funny

She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend." "He deserved it." "Yeah. Maybe i ought to kiss him, too." Michael, on his way out, didn't bother to turn around for that one. "Oh sure, you always promise.


Rachel Caine


#morganville #funny

That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets within that foliage. You might want to separate the branches in different rooms and apply some elementary game theory.” “Question a plant?” “Trees have a will too, just like people. We have to know it’s purpose. Read Schopenhauer.” “Schopenwho?” “He was the only authentic German. You might like him. Being a police officer, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the need to put an end to the lives of the perverse when sex crimes go too far. Now just generalize that necessity to every human being.


Benson Bruno


#funny #schopenhauer #trees #will #funny

I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the applesauce in a grocery store. You can eat the praise you didn’t earn, but did pay for.


Jarod Kintz


#earn #funny #praise #funny

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.


Christina Dodd


#dowager-queen #funny #funny

Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like "Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.


Neil Pasricha


#funny #like-mindedness #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.


Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.


John Green


#funny #late #show-up #smart #funny

I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.


Rachel Caine


#funny #shane #funny






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