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Many after-dinner speakers remind us that to err is human. ↗

— Frances Rodman

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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ↗

— Frances Rodman

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The problem with speeches isn't so much not knowing when to stop, as knowing when not to begin. ↗

— Frances Rodman

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Think twice before you speak - and you'll find everyone talking about something else. ↗

— Frances Rodman

#before #else #everyone #find #something

When Queer Eye hit, the church told my mom they were praying for me. She said, God loves him too. And I support him 100 percent. ↗

— Jai Rodriguez

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Don't give me any money, don't give me any people, but give freedom, and I'll give you a movie that looks gigantic. ↗

— Robert Rodriguez

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Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now. ↗

— Alex Rodriguez

#consumed #future #i #live #living

I'm a terrible singer. I feel lucky to play baseball. You can't be gifted in everything. ↗

— Alex Rodriguez

#everything #feel #gifted #i #i feel

It's tougher when you're established. Before, I'd see 13, 14, 15 pitches that I could drive in a game. Now, I see one, two or three, so I have to be better. ↗

— Alex Rodriguez

#better #could #drive #established #game

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present. ↗

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

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