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All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance. ↗


— Bill Murray


#counting #dance #does #doing #ended

Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. ↗


— John Murray


#give #hell #hope #people

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. ↗


— Bill Murray


#like #only #work #working

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. ↗


— Bill Murray


#advice #against #always #anything #because

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then. ↗


— Bill Murray


#better #better now #comedy #could #course

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. ↗


— Bill Murray


#academy award #award #day #even #ever

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. ↗


— Bill Murray


#drive #faster #fired #get #here

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making. ↗


— Bill Murray


#how #i #knew #know #making

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. ↗


— Bill Murray


#drink #guy #his #i #into

I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. ↗


— Bill Murray


#i #relationship #someone #them #want






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