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Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.


Anne Lamott


#amass #america #anyone #anyway #bad

We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.


Anne Lamott


#blood #children #earth #egyptians #expecting

I met Roy's father once... And I think that Roy's relationship with his father is still at the heart of what Roy does. But at the end of the day, he's trying to prove himself to a father he'll never really please.


Jim Lampley


#does #end #end of the day #father #heart

When obedience to the Divine precepts keeps pace with knowledge, in the mind of any man, that man is a Christian; and when the fruits of Christianity are produced, that man is a disciple of our blessed Lord, let his profession of religion be what it may.


Joseph Lancaster


#blessed #christian #christianity #disciple #divine

We were also able to do a great deal of work to improve highways, airports and airways, waterways, and railways, all of which are important and have provided a better quality of life and economic development opportunities for my constituents.


Nick Lampson


#airways #also #better #better quality #constituents

A spirit, breathing the language of independence, is natural to Englishmen, few of whom are disposed to brook compulsion, or submit to the dictates of others, when not softened by reason, or tempered with kindness.


Joseph Lancaster


#brook #compulsion #dictates #disposed #englishmen

This system of encouragement proves serviceable as a preventive of punishment, the attainment of the tickets being a reward, the forfeiture of them the reverse; and, as such, boys seem often more affected by their loss than by coercion.


Joseph Lancaster


#attainment #being #coercion #encouragement #forfeiture

An ingenuous mind feels in unmerited praise the bitterest reproof.


Walter Savage Landor


#feels #mind #praise #reproof #unmerited

We often fancy that we suffer from ingratitude, while in reality we suffer from self-love.


Walter Savage Landor


#ingratitude #often #reality #self-love #suffer

The president's budget request today demonstrates his unwillingness to come clean on the true costs of his agenda. A penny saved is not a penny earned if at the end of the day you still owe a quarter.


Mary Landrieu


#budget #clean #come #costs #day






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