#of

I never thought of politics as a profession. ↗

— Georgios A. Papandreou

#never #politics #profession #thought

While I have always, felt like an outsider, it's because of the professional choices I have made, so it's not like I am planning to throw myself a giant pity party. ↗

— Anna Paquin

#am #because #choices #felt #giant

If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#end-of-the-world #funny #humor #work #funny

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh. ↗

— Marlo Thomas

#bob #bob hope #burns #caesar #case

History suggests that attempts to privatize Medicare by relying on private companies to offer Medicare benefits in rural America simply will not work. ↗

— Bennie Thompson

#attempts #benefits #companies #history #medicare

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think. ↗

— Robert B. Parker

#caught #dorm #even #friends #got

At the end of the day, money is just a proxy for votes. That is what makes politics so vulnerable to social media. ↗

— Sean Parker

#end #end of the day #just #makes #media

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. ↗

— Trey Parker

#beliefs #day #deeply #different #different beliefs

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact. ↗

— Trey Parker

#because #been #christmas #christmas album #considering

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. ↗

— Trey Parker

#argue #general #humor #love #matt