#off

We don't pray for the land. We pray for the humans, all humans... starting with the president, Mohammed Morsi, and all officials, and for God to give everyone wisdom and responsibility to manage the affairs of this country and its people in true Egyptian spirit. ↗

— Pope Theodoros II

#country #egyptian #everyone #give #god

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ↗

— Honoré de Balzac

#humour #inspiration #inspirational

You know how many movies it took Tom Cruise before he was making 5, 6 million dollars? It probably took a billion dollars in box office. ↗

— Jason Patric

#billion #box #box office #cruise #dollars

Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven't learned enough to dismiss common sense. ↗

— Sarah Palin

#common-sense #offshore-drilling #public-education #united-states #education

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women... ↗

— Orson Welles

#orson-welles #life

People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?' ↗

— David Sedaris

#asked #considered #dental #doing #ever

Somehow, the Good Lord don't want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee. ↗

— Robert Newton Peck

#life #life

How do you walk into someone's life again after twenty-eight years? How do you pick up, when you were too young to know where you left off. ↗

— Jodi Picoult

#left-off #pick #young #life

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#consciousness #elixir-of-life #life #mornings #life

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton. ↗