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My head was dizzy, but what of that? Float, stupid wooden head, and care nothing for tomorrow. ↗


— Irfan Orga


#transcendence #family

Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair with the family, Lucy drank whatever the Temerlins drank, including expensive French wines. "She never gets obnoxious, even when smashed to the brink of unconsciousness," wrote Maurice, revealing more about the chimp's alcoholism than perhaps he intended. At one point, he tried to wean Lucy off the good stuff and onto Boone's Farm apple wine. Assuming she would delight in the fruity swill, he purchased a case and filled her glass one night at dinner. Lucy took a sip of the apple wine, noticed her parents were drinking something else, and put her glass down. She then graabbed Maurice's glass of Chablis and polished it off. She finished Jane's next. Not another sip of Boone's farm ever touched her lips. ↗


— Elizabeth Hess


#chimpanzees #family

So he stopped at the first of them, a frigid hothouse whose front tipped forward over the street in defiance of gravity, taste, and ordinance; inside, the tender daytime flowers could be seen huddling in family groups beneath a constant, unseen sun, and behind them was the hermetic door to the dark Cactus Room where the shy nocturnal plants, genus cereus, could bloom in privacy at any hour. Vivien, once out of the car, appeared less constrained. She did not have that stiffness so many have on first entering bars, that air of waiting stubbornly for alcohol to loosen them, which so often presages their manner when it comes' time for bed. She was already excited when the martinis came. ↗


— Douglas Woolf


#bar #martinis #family

To forgive or not to forgive... are those my only choices? ↗


— Natsuki Takaya


#graphic-novels #manga #natsuki-takaya #tohru #tohru-honda

Now she has power and passion and the struggle has significance for me-let the momentary consequences be what they may. Suppose that in her pride she becomes giddy, suppose that she does break with me-all right! -she has her freedom, but she will still belong to me. That the engagement should bind her is silly-I want to possess her only in her freedom ↗


— Søren Kierkegaard


#fiction #johannes #love #philosophy #seducer-s-diary

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.
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— Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #bizarre #drink #freeze #froze

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. ↗


— Daniel Silva


#funny #funny

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand. ↗


— Vicktor Alexander


#flattery #funny #funny






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