#ok

You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

And I am a writer, writer of fictions I am the heart that you call home And I've written pages upon pages Trying to rid you from my bones... ↗

— Colin Meloy

#decemberists #engine-driver #love #home

I shake my head. "Not my kind of scene. I'd rather be home with my book boyfriend." "I'll never get what you book sluts get out of a fictional man…" He shakes his head. "Boys in books are better. ↗

— Danielle Torella

#books #men #home

as I [Eve] was the only cook in all Christendom at the time, the idea of not coming home to dinner never occurred to Adam... It is true that at times he criticised my cooking, but in view of certain ancestral limitations from which he suffered, I never had to sit quietly and listen to an exasperating disquisition on the Pies That Mother Used To Make... ↗

— John Kendrick Bangs

#humor #home

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#charlaine-harris #vampires #sookie-stackhouse

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #svm #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse