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From books, I winnowed the glue that held together my psyche as it struggled to stay whole. It was from stories and myths that I learned to dream, to imagine a different life, to realize potentials and probabilities other than those of the painful, poverty-mired existence I found myself in as a child. With a book I could hide in a corner, safe from the heavy hand and belt of my stepfather, and for a while not worry about where our next meal would come from, or where we would be sleeping that night, or when my mother would break and have to be sent yet again to the mental institution. Books, for me, we tiny life rafts that I clung to desperately.


J. Don Cook


#poverty #real-life #dreams

The right honorable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.


Richard Brinsley Sheridan


#imagination #jests #jokes #memory #imagination

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.' 'Oh really, that's interesting: one didn't think there was a class system in the United States.' 'Nobody does. That's how it survives.


Christopher Hitchens


#humour #joke #united-states #united-states

Books are a hard-bound drug with no danger of an overdose. I am the happy victim of books.


Karl Lagerfeld


#drugs

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.


Lewis Carroll


#funny #jokes #meaning #trying #funny

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #vampires #humor

A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.


Mark Twain


#humor #humor

When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.


Nora Ephron


#dark-side #die #end #finish #first

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE


Andy Ostrom


#cooking #entertaining #etiquette #funny #humor

After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.


J.M. Barrie


#funny #humor #humour #funny






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