#ok

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#battery #car #go #guarantees #live

We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won. ↗

— Simon Le Bon

#competed #each #five #good-looking #heterosexual

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money. ↗

— Simon Le Bon

#britney #fake #looked #madonna #me

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#kind #looks #person #picasso #sausage

While I support immigration regulated through a legal framework, I do not support rewarding those who broke the law to get here. ↗

— Kit Bond

#framework #get #here #i #i do

The reason that MGM hired Bobby for Our Gang was that they could look at him and say, cry, and he'd cry, and not many kids can do that unless they really want to cry. ↗

— Tommy Bond

#could #cry #gang #him #hired

Dennis the Menace was probably the most realistic comic book ever done. No space aliens ever invaded! ↗

— Gilbert Hernandez

#comic #comic book #dennis #done #ever

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. ↗

— Lisa Bonet

#best #best friend #dog #friend #god

This China trade deal is basically like the Bobby Knight of trade deals. You know, you abuse, you abuse, you abuse, and then they say 'Well, OK, we'll let you try one more time.' ↗

— David Bonior

#basically #bobby #china #deal #deals

I absolutely believe in assimilation. I don't believe I'm any different from straight people. My wants and needs are the same as theirs. I don't look at sexual orientation as that big of a deal. It's just an orientation. ↗

— Chastity Bono

#any #assimilation #believe #big #deal