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Dated” in Selah’s book, being a euphemism for “had enthusiastic and frequent sex with”.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #dating

A woman with super long platinum blonde hair, a fake tan, injected bubble gum pink lips, and a large boob job came in. Phoebe showed her where to set up in front of us and we all sat patiently. "Hello, I’m Tandy" I almost rolled my eyes at her name, given her appearance. She placed a case on the coffee table in front of us, opened it, and pulled out rubber penises. I almost shot my drink out of my nose, again. "I will be instructing you on proper blow job technique." "Oh my God, Phoebe." I shouted at her. "Yeah," Viola clapped her hands and reached out to be the first to get a rubber practice penis.


Sadie Grubor


#dating

Hearing my brother’s words coming out of Henry, this stranger in a strange town, made me feel wild with all the loss—wild and wired with no place to put those feelings.


Laura Anderson Kurk


#glass-girl #grief #henry-whitmire #laura-anderson-kurk #meg-kavanagh

The basic idea is that all things in the universe are intertwined.


Stephen Richards


#cosmic-ordering #law-of-attraction #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money

She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than kitchen-sink pasta. Sounds only slightly more appealing than bathtub gefilte fish.” She shuddered. “Who in god’s name would make bathtub gefilte fish?” “I dated a Jewish girl whose grandmother made it,” I laughed.


Leesa Freeman


#humor #dating

The book was not new. Dates were stamped on the front endpaper, in and out dates. A rent book. A lending library of elaborate smut. I rewrapped the book and locked it up behind the seat. A racket like that, out in the open on the boulevard, seemed to mean plenty of protection. I sat there and poisoned myself with cigarette smoke and listened to the rain and thought about it.


Raymond Chandler


#rain #smoking #dating

If you take any step, no matter how small it is, towards achieving your dreams then you will surely find the right path and reach the abundance that lies in store for you.


Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

She's dating the school quarterback." "People date all the time. And they break up all the time." "Not these two," Meredith said with a snort. "Their love is epic. Everyone at school knows it. He gave up his philandering ways to be with his longtime childhood bestie." I finally glanced at her sideways. "They're in high school. High schoolers don't philander." "Jack Caputo does. Or did.


Brodi Ashton


#cole #jack-and-nikki #dating

Pathetic," he (Fred) told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor, you go with 'holey'?


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #george-weasley #hole #joke #death

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.


Carolyn G. Heilbrun


#humor #death






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