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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?


Rita Rudner


#better #dresses #fire #hold #looks

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.


Rita Rudner


#i #i love #i think #jokes #love

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.


Criss Jami


#attraction #conversation #curiosity #fascination #females

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.


Rita Rudner


#feel #feel good #good #i #joke

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.


Rita Rudner


#boyfriend #broke #get #get married #him

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.


Rita Rudner


#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.


Maya Rudolph


#fact #i #i can #in fact #joke

I'll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I've been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them.


Mercedes Ruehl


#come #couple #desk #either #fall

I don't have a Twitter or a Facebook, but that doesn't mean I'm any more productive than the rest of the world.


Nate Ruess


#facebook #i #mean #more #productive

If you look at a lot of the songs I've been involved in, there's always been this retro vibe. I started getting worried that I wasn't moving forward very much, nor was I even in tune with the music today. I almost scoffed at it.


Nate Ruess


#always #been #even #forward #getting






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