#om

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clubs #comedy #did #get #get a real

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. ↗

— Chris Rock

#dads #day #down #every #every day

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. ↗

— Chris Rock

#like #men #most #parts #really

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. ↗

— Chris Rock

#oscars #welcome

People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who's spent a lot of time in both places. They're all hardworking, simple people. ↗

— Kid Rock

#both #different #hardworking #lot #me

I'm actually a pretty decent human being, and when I'm home I'm straight as an arrow. ↗

— Kid Rock

#arrow #being #decent #home #human

A lot of people told me that I'm committing musical suicide with my sound. ↗

— Kid Rock

#i #lot #me #musical #people

But honestly, it's pretty weird; there are girls who'd do absolutely everything just to get a backstage pass. I don't know what it is, but really, when you're on national TV in America the girls love you. They all want you! And I'm not complaining! ↗

— Kid Rock

#america #backstage #complaining #everything #get

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that. ↗

— Kid Rock

#class #come #dad #got #grew