#om

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. ↗

— Josh Billings

#fellows #i #i do #know #love

Women love a self-confident bald man. ↗

— Larry David

#love #man #self-confident #women

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. ↗

— Larry David

#eventually #i #kept #me #quite

I believe in something. ↗

— Larry David

#i #i believe #i believe in #something

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. ↗

— Larry David

#country #dawn #home #me #more

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' ↗

— Larry David

#go #house #i #know #over

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. ↗

— Larry David

#cringe #did #ever #going #i

I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. ↗

— Larry David

#how #i #misinterpreted #some #sometimes

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. ↗

— Larry David

#coming #hear #i #kind #mainstream

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. ↗

— Larry David

#completely #idea #most #no idea #people