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I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.


Helena Christensen


#completely #cracking #fun #i #jokes

So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria.


Helena Christensen


#crack #crawling #crooked #designer #fixing

Although people call love a capricious and unaccountable emotion that arises like an illness, nonetheless it has its own laws and reasons, like everything else. If these laws have been little studied so far, that is because a person struck down by love is in no condition to observe with a scholar's eye as the impression steals into his soul and shackles his emotions like a dream, as first his eyes go blind, at which moment his pulse and then his heart begin beating harder, all of a sudden there arises as of yesterday an undying devotion, the desire to sacrifice oneself; one's I gradually vanishes and crosses over into him or her; the mind becomes wither unusually dull or unusually sharp; the will surrenders to the will of another; and the head bows, the knees shake and the tears and fever come.


Ivan Goncharov


#oblomov #dreams

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.


George Carlin


#delivering #eulogy #i #listening #realize

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.


George Carlin


#bathroom #closest #death #dinner #dinner party

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.


George Carlin


#edison #electric #electric light #gas #had

Only as long as a company can produce a desired, worthwhile, and needed product or service, and can command the public, will it receive the public dollar and succeed.


Curtis Carlson


#company #desired #dollar #long #needed

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.


Tucker Carlson


#back #bark #barks #every #feel

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.


Agatha Christie


#fool #her #love #man #she

The one thing I'm convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly something he enjoys personally.


Tucker Carlson


#bush #clearly #convinced #enjoys #george






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