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A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way it’ll stay fresher for longer.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

There isn't much difference between "giving" and "leaving". While the former will ALWAYS come back to you, the latter will only do if it was meant to be yours in the first place.


Olaotan Fawehinmi


#breaking-up #giving #heartbreak #leaving #love

I don‟t hate men,” she said, giving him a quick glance before returning her attention to keeping her horse in line. “I think you‟re a bit overrated, butthat‟s not hating . Men have ruled women and the world by virtue of their gender for several hundred years.” “Cream always rises to the top,” he replied. “This isn‟t about cream. It‟s about ruling through physical and mental intimidation. We all have strengths and weaknesses. The difference is,most women are willing to discuss both, while most men only want to talk about their strengths.


Susan Mallery


#jamal #women #marriage

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.


Meg Cabot


#men-and-women #men

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.


Greta Garbo


#am #difficult #get #get married #go

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.


Mark Twain


#marriage #women #love

She is the crescendo, the final, astonishing work of God. Woman. In one last flourish creation comes to a finish with Eve. She is the Master's finishing touch.


John Eldredge


#love #marriage #romance #women #love

I want to try with someone who loves me enough to try with me. I want to grow old looking at the same face every morning. I want to grow old looking at the same face every night at the dinner table. I want to be one of those old couples you see still holding hands and laughing after fifty years of marriage. That's what I want. I want to be someone's forever.


Rachel Gibson


#hea #love #marriage #romance #love

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.


Abraham Lincoln


#love #marriage #us-presidents #wisdom #love

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.


Nancy E. Turner


#motherhood #wife #women #marriage






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