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#oman

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A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. ↗


— Harry Styles


#fun #funny #romantic #funny

Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero ↗


— Dani Alexander


#m-m #mystery #ofy #romance #funny

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot. ↗


— Sarah Mayberry


#funny #humour #romance #funny

Your big scary husband is crying. ↗


— Robyn Carr


#funny #romance #funny

Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.' She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#funny-quotes #romance #funny

You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #funny

I don't trust you to go alone," Charlotte said. "You'll end up getting killed in a duel with Braddock." "If I do, it won't happen before dawn at the least. There are still several hours during which you will have to obey me." "What happens to me if you're killed?" Charlotte asked. "Will I be free to do as I wish then?" "Remove that bloodthirsty look from your eye, baggage. If anything happens to me, you will be passed along with the furniture and the paintings to the next Earl of Denbigh, whoever he may be." Charlotte pursed her lips. "I think I would prefer to deal with you. At least we have reached a sort of understanding. So, if you please, I would rather you did not let the duke kill you." "I'll do my best to avoid it," he assured her. ↗


— Joan Johnston


#funny

Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect. ↗


— Jennifer Echols


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #funny

What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-­‐uh, guy. Man. You’re a cute man. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #funny

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them. ↗


— Jennifer Echols


#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny






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