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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #onion
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. ↗
— Liam Neeson
#carrots #dinner #i #i can #irish
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell. ↗
— Paula Deen
#come #cooking #day #fabulous #fact
A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats. ↗
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
#coats #consists #like #onion #series
Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. ↗
— Carl Sandburg
#life #like #off #onion #peel