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I was an opening act for 10 years.


Shelby Lynne


#i #opening #opening act #years

There are only two kinds of people in our town. The stupid and the stuck."


Kami Garcia


#first-lines #opening-lines #beauty

My father's family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip.


Charles Dickens


#family

This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog.


Seth MacFarlane


#opening-statement #peter-griffin #family

My life might have been so different, had I not been known as the girl whose grandmother exploded. And had I not been born in Bad Munstereifel. If we had lived in the city -- well, I"m not saying the event would have gone unnoticed, but the fuss would probably only have lasted a week before public interest moved elsewhere. Besides, in a city you are anonymous; the chances of being picked out as Kristel Kolvenbach's granddaughter would be virtually zero. But in a small town -- well, small towns everywhere are rife with gossip, but in Germany they raise it to an art form.


Helen Grant


#opening-lines #small-towns #art

First, I'm going to give you all the Copperfield crap, and I'm not going to apologize for any of it, not one paragraph, so if you're not interested in how I came to see the future, or how I came to understand that the biggest truth in my life was a lie, or, for that matter, how I parlayed my distaste for hot dogs into an '84 RX-7 and a new self-concept, do us both a favor, and just stop now.


Jonathan Evison


#lulu #opening-lines #life

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.


Diana Wynne Jones


#love

It was Wang Lung's marriage day.


Pearl S. Buck


#opening-lines #marriage

What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank. Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.” Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.


Jessica Valenti


#eye-opening #feminism #gender-inequality #insults #men

You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.


Christopher Moore


#opening-lines #christ






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